Religions are like pills, which must be swallowed whole without chewing.

There is no hell, you can relax.

Warning to Creationists! Reasoning and logical thinking will cause permanent loss of faith!

What religion a man shall have is a historical accident, quite as much as what language he shall speak.

 We Gods always act like the people who created Us.

When someone tells you that you can't have Christmas without Christ, remind them you can't have Wednesday without Woden. Or Thursday without Thor. Or Saturday without Saturn

The biblical flood story portrays Me as an evil fuck-up. Why bother with a flood when I could just wish the evildoers out of existence? Why drown all the world's babies and kittens? Why didn't this solution to the problem of evil actually work?

Jews, Christians, Muslims please take note.  Your religions are based on the political rise of religious leaders 3000 years ago, and not on any reality.

Never admit you don't know the answer to anything. Just say 'god' and sound profound.

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