God and Education

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I don't like it when things go from "your lips to God's ears". It gives Me prayer germs.

Nothing fails like prayer!

Why do I get credit for answered prayers  but no blame for unanswered ones?

Oh Universe, which art around us Hallowed is your existence Your Physics rule Your Chemistry awes In Earth as it is in outer space May we share the bounty of this planet  And may my fellows accept my flaws  As I accept their flaws And may I not harm my fellows As I hope they will not harm me. For the Universe is all of Energy and Matter From Big Bang to Heat Death I'm glad.

When did I realize I was God ? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself