I find “No Shows” are a sure symptom of non-existence. I had a lot of hope in that carpenter but he has disappointed me deeply. He said he would return soon. 2,000 years is SOON? Merlin is also beginning to cause me worries. He didn’t reappear in Englands hour of greatest need; during that unpleasantness with whatshisname. You know Adolph Chaplin or Charlie Schicklegruber or whatever.
Now, who is this God America worships? He really needs to pull something out of the bag. I have seen the future and, well, all I can say is, I’m sorry America.