I Am your God and I feel it is time I updated My Word.
For I AM omniscient, omnipresent and omniverbal. I said it first. I said everything first.
I expect opposition from some people and this is to be expected.
Every time I have changed My Incarnation, there has been opposition.
Should you choose to comment upon My Word then I shall treat it the same as I treat Prayer.
I may or may not answer. Sometimes the answer may not be as you expected. Sometimes the non-answer shall be the answer.
Always remember that I Am but a figment of your imagination with all the substance of an image on your monitor.
October 19, 2008 at 6:14 am
Have you always had this delusion that you were a fictitious character??
October 19, 2008 at 6:27 am
Oh, I know I am a fictitious character. The problem with the world today is that too many humans think I am real. It used to be so much more fun being Zeus.
October 19, 2008 at 1:50 pm
A God blog …… mmmmm, are you PC ….. or do you use a Mac? BTW, it’s rude to point …..
October 22, 2008 at 7:38 am
How about smiting that annoying SNAP preview feature?
October 22, 2008 at 10:40 am
@ Daddy Papersurfer, I am PC because it is not good to be unPC in this day and age. And my finger is there for a reason – pull it!
@ azahar, it is smoten!
December 9, 2008 at 11:11 pm
I thought fingers were for cleaning nostrils?
Or do you use Kleenex ™?
December 11, 2008 at 5:37 am
Oh Father H, Have you ever heard a God Almighty fart? No? Then pull my finger!
April 5, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I finally figured out why Your followers don’t use Linux. They are afraid of deamons, devels and zombies.
Why they should be afraid of zombies, however, is troublesome since Your Son was one once.
Is He still?
April 5, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I have many sons. It was a joy to exist while I was Zeus. Then there was that son by that woman in – where was it? Palestine? Israel? Where-ever! His followers have turned me into a celibate eunuch. Where is the joy in this sort of existence. No wonder this group of followers is so uptight and unlikeable.
August 26, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Someone pull his finger please! I can’t quite reach from the sofa ….
December 9, 2010 at 11:25 pm
*PULLS*
December 9, 2010 at 11:51 pm
*PHHHHT* Now you have polluted the whole world!